Soooo... based on the correlation between the representation of her relationships in her music versus what we, the public, know about her relationships (which, admittedly, is mostly only their duration and level of public display), and especially in the context of how she seems to behave after the dissolution of those…

It's not the lack of clothing that bothered me and I didn't even watch or notice Gaga had on a g-string until someone posted it on ONTD. It's Miley's constant attempt to self label herself as an expert of a dance that is rooted in black culture that she can't even do well, at all. The display of black women as nothing…

Yes, but Britney was awesome; Miley was a disaster. However, this shit is entertaining as fuck, MTV knew what they were doing...

Grimes and 2 Chainz wore the same pants. It's pretty cute.

As always, my favorite thing about these shows is the inevitable onslaught of Tumblr posts with amazing photoshop jobs/comparisons/tweets/gifs. I am going to share them with you now, starting with the best (the rest are in the replies because I don't want to make y'all scroll forever down the comments):

The most offensive thing about Miley is her insistence that she can dance.

I think I had a relevant response to this, but then I got distracted by the Hiddleston.

Miley Cyrus seems to me like she thinks she's the first girl/person to ever grow up and go to strip clubs and date gay men. She's so edgy, she was born this way. Razzel dazzle, hipdiddy dooda, she's so fucking incredible, she astonished me.

I would like to reiterate my theory that Keibler was just gettin' while the gettin' was good, which just happened to be for quite a while. Women aren't dumb. Few of us think we can change a man so fundamentally set in his way. She just wanted to get the most out of his castle (he has a fucking castle, guys) and then…

Ha! I just started watching Parks and Rec for the first time ever and I can't believe I didn't watch it sooner.

OH MY GOD I'M SO BUSTED. My Instagram comment is on that screen grab.... I STAND BY MY REMARKS.

It's true, like Alanis Morissette - she's awful and was a teen pop singer in Canada before busting into the U.S. with You Oughta Know. Just repeat to yourself over and over "Arcade Fire... Arcade Fire... Arcade Fire..."

i read Henry Carville and thought it was JAMES Carville and clicked on the link because I wanted to see what he looked like buff...

I can't be the only one seeing this.