Here’s a hot take: Waluigi sucks, and doesn’t deserve to be in Smash.

Waluigi is trash.

It’s like if AWESOM-O came up with NBA trade scenarios instead of Adam Sandler movies.

I really want them to do well. That is all.

I dunno, the way Gomez stayed down suggests two guys, one cup.

These hack messages are pretty on brand for BWW: lukewarm, derivative, and flavorless.

Asshole gamers do this so much then those incels wonder why the only female interaction they get is from the Dead or Alive Beach Volleyball body pillow they imported. What purpose does it serve to be an asshole like this over a video game, other than just to be an asshole?

we’re eventually going to get the reason for the anonymous source outing Colangelo, and it is going to be so petty and stupid and beautiful. i will cry.

This is the correct take. While the Warriors are completely unfair and have broken the NBA in many ways, at least they play an aesthetically pleasing brand of basketball. The Rockets play the most joyless and soulless basketball I have ever witnessed.

6-2-3, 22 MPG, man.

Don’t worry. We will trade our second pick for two 3rd round picks, a 7 footer, and one Eastern European guy in the D-League.

Since when has the NFL cared about what happens inside the heads of its employees?

BREAKING: LeBron pitching a no-hitter, mighty Casey has just struck out

Is there some available coach out there who has a secret plan for making James less good at basketball?

Shamelessly posting this again because it still applies.

Tuned in with about 1:45 remaining. Saw the score was close and figured, “LeBron may do something spectacular.” Insane how reliable that outcome has become.

LeBron celebrating is seriously the most adorable thing. Dude’s won absolutely everything and he still turns into a giddy little kid. I love it.

I feel sorry for the people who miss out on the enjoyment from watching this greatness because the don’t like Lebron for some dumb reason.

Un-be-fucking-lievable. Just make him Mayor of Toronto in perpetuity.