The Celtics aren’t exactly old though.

I just hope Emma is replaced by A Calmer Imbecile.

Oh, my friend. I’ve been in the Bay for 20 years and rooted for Cherokee Parks, Corey Maggette, Andris Biedrins, and all the other regrettable chuds that scurried through here. The Steph Curry era has been an utter delight and when it ends I will have less fun watching hoop.

I think you’re missing the obvious here... the Golden State Warriors once blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals.

I’ve got an answer for you!

I think this was the 2nd biggest win in franchise history. A fucking regular season game. And I’m absolutely fucking pumped right now.

It’s just yet another data point that can be used to generate a profile of you. It’s innocuous on its own, but if someone can tie the data from multiple sources together, like say through a common email address or something, they can be used to make a more and more accurate profile of a person.

He’s like a create-a-player when you have no interest in playing fair.

“Chuck E Cheese ball pit experiences.”

i bet the letters Diana gets are too scary to read, let alone publish.

ESPN, ESPN2, ESPN3, ESPNNews, ESPNU, ESPN+, _____, ESPN Ocho.

My guess is the best way to use the Raptor bench in the playoffs is to all out blitz the other team in fewer minutes than they usually play in the regular season. That way, you’re still maximizing DeRozan, Lowry, and the starters, while using the unique energy of the bench mob. Wear the other team’s starters out (who…

My grandpa once complained to my grandma that the leftover peaches in the refrigerator tasted awful, but he ate them all anyway. They were egg yolks that my grandma had separated and saved for later.

This *isn’t* illegal to ask a potential employee?

I’m worried that all the shitty road losses the Wolves had in the East (Brooklyn, Chicago, Orlando, Atlanta, probably some more) are going to come back to kill us.

Getting a game for one fourth of its full value does not mean they owe you all future products for proportionally less.

Rob...do all lions fans have PTSD?

On the plus side, I can walk into literally any Spanish-speaking establishment on any night of the week and find soccer and beer and solitude and sometimes that’s everything.

When they are little diamonds it means you are out of combat and have infinite stamina. They’ll be full bars once you get into combat.

lol sure pal, no one ever tanked before Hinkie before, what an ahead-of-his-time genius