I’ve never cheered so hard for an 8-bit defender to catch someone in my life!

your ROM is hacked for Blood Mode, man

It would’ve been very NFL for them to find some way to negate the play based on that.

Am I the only dolt that loves anything Drew-related on Deadspin yet also enjoys Simmons’ content and articles? Reading this is like having my divorced parents slander each other....

He’s more or less admitting that his decision in Halberstam is based on the “Honor by Association” fallacy (good prose must be true). He then proceeds to go line-by-line down the Wikipedia list of fallacies at a rapid fire pace.

The incredible innovation of writing two articles a week of casual prose and posting them online doesn’t get someone a lifetime pass able to handwave away all criticism of his turning into an incredibly lazy hackish writer the previous version of himself would have roasted on a regular basis.

(And there’s another…

I don’t think it’s particularly self-righteous to believe that deliberately shit-posting hate speech, hateful memes, or much of anything else that’s designed to shit on another human being “FOR THE LOLS” isn’t a good thing.

But, hey, keep looking for moral equivocation between people who think “muh freeze peach” is a…

Most people: I hate spam. I wish there was no spam.
Twitch chat: What if we could BE the spam?

It’s all subjective, of course, but I’ll take either ones matches with Tanahashi over their Omega matches

I mean, it’s subjective, but I would say that opinion is unpopular because for most it’s not true. Omega has been the common denominator in the best matches of both Okada’s and Naito’s career.

Alpha Protocol. Didn’t even need to think twice. Everything in that game is straight-up broken, bland, boring, or bad except for the story, characters, and dialogue system. That stuff is so good it salvages the entire experience.

Nah, fuck that.

Barry, it’s just what I wanted!

Joel Embiid having trouble staying on the court, THE HELL YOU SAY!

Holy shit, Sam....that picture of Drew will haunt my dreams

What happened to last week? Was there no poor performances? Part of my soul died not having BQPOTW

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

hey hey hey - let’s not belittle how wonderful it is to shoot frosting in one’s mouth!

Working on it

When a player and a team cannot agree on a salary figure, the team will ignore the player by covering their faces with trays from a fast food restaurant. This is known as Arby tray shun.