It’s worse if you watched the game. I’m pretty sure that photo you have is of an end of game possession with under a minute to go. Rivers is late on that close-out, and is not affecting it. Hield should have a great look there. It’s about a 20-foot corner jumper.

You can sum it up a lot easier by just realizing that Japan doesn’t have the same hardon for graphical fidelity and framerate that some vocal Western gamers do.

But I thought more guns = more safety. And an armed society is a polite society. And I also thought that alcohol sales were banned in SEC stadiums. And also, Hitler disarmed the Germans when he took over (not really, but I read it somewhere). Why can’t I bring my arsenal in to cheer on the Hogs?1Q?! How else are the…

I guess so, yeah, but at the same time, you don’t have to go too far past any Division I college sports program to find that very same behavior, and we freaking love those guys.

“He threw 18 passes and two picks in two relief appearances...”

or at least a painfully bad impression of a drum roll, or something.

1. Carry an unwarranted amount of self-love into every situation. Compound said narcissism into an assuredness that is unassuageable pushing past arrogance and into full blown ignorant hatred of any and all things different than what you believe at your core.

That would be something, because we’re playing Puerto Rico.

While old grumpy white guys may have liked the “respect” that the Japanese and Americans showed last night, the Puerto Rico-Netherlands game was objectively better. It’s almost like its awesome to watch people have fun playing baseball.

Romo cant host a fantasy football event in Vegas because gambling, but the NFL can move a team there.....

God damn dunking is cool!!

Something I don’t see anyone mentioning yet is how perfect the Secret of Mana series is for the Switch’s pick up and play at a friend’s house thing they were going for. It and SD3 were the best couch co-op RPGs of all time.

When these fans try to compare their employment relationship to that of a professional athlete and whine about how they would never be able to do something like that.

Look, if they’re going to rest 3 goddamn starters, the LEAST they can do is tell me before they tell everyone else so I can get a bet down.

god i hope these mundane existential nightmares come every single fucking day

Yeah, it wasn’t so much fake as it was a joke. I remember the original article about that game and the video it linked to. The whole game was basically two teams dribbling upcourt then putting up uncontested shots or driving and dunking while the defense just stood there. I wish that was an exaggeration, but it’s not.…

Beast slowed

I can’t see it being a good idea to land a running back who’ll be 31 years old, who hasn’t played in a year, and the last time he did play he battled injuries and ran for just 3.8 yards per carry.

You don’t have to click, hombre.

I might be mistaken, but is this the first time a Lacrosse All-Name Team alumnus has made it to NOTY? (I’m referring to 2016 First Teamer Brickman House.)