There’s still value in the ability to condense sporting events down to relevant highlights and give enough commentary that the video has context. Hell, half the reason I read Deadspin is because their clips come with enough explanation as to why a thing I missed live (or thing from a sport I would never watch in the…

Yes, but 1000% more racism and bigotry. They’re going hard after the Curt Schilling fanbase ESPN left on the table! Thousands of pennies!

Everything about this is glorious and perfect.

I DEMAND THE RETURN OF THE BARTOLO COLON-O-METER

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Ok can statcast finally admit its true purpose? Its a fansite run by Stanton and Aroldis Chapman. Also get Chapman to throw one at 105mph at right over the plate to Stanton. Keep doing this until he hits one square. Do this in every park and film it. I want to see a baseball hit out of every park damn it. Hell, when…

I wish I could do that just once. Just to see what it feels like.

Yea but Ohio State players got free tattoos, so it’s a wash.

That baseball had a family!!

Why does he hate baseballs so much?

Finally a storyline I can get behind. Go Pirates!

As I’ve said before, all these parents naming their kids “Aiden,” “Jayden,” “Kaden,” etc. need to have the balls to just name them after the obvious inspiration:

Why does Kasich deserve intelligent criticism from a series specifically designed to tell candidates to fuck off? I don’t get scientific on the wind when it slightly rustles my shirt.

You do realize that other websites exist right? And here’s the secret - some of them might even align to your political views.

Careful, don’t make him come out to New York to crack some skulls in the Gawker stable, you liberal morans!

Seems like the only obvious solution is to get rid of the internet. Will you guys mail me the Deadspin newsletter?

He has coached for four different schools in the past six years. Very loyal indeed.

Here’s my unpopular opinion: I am just neutral on Radiohead. I don’t think they suck, and I like “Creep” (which coincidentally came up on my Pandora just now), but they’re just not my cup of tea, for the most part. And I have seen them live, but it was a while ago.