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He was playing up on the fact the The Met Gala was tonight. As in Metropolitan Opera House.

Harrison emailed us the idea for Cardinal Numbers near the beginning of the season, and asked if he could do one installment if they lost to the Nationals. So, we let him. Harrison’s a good reader.

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These will never stop bringing a smile to my face.

“I don’t approve of this concept.”

All I see is a “high motor”.

“he didn’t want to play quarterback because he thought it was boring.”

Shuffleboard or NFL Blitz.

Cake.

Slightly off topic: anyone else catch Kiper say something along the lines of “If he had stayed for his senior year, he’d come out a much better player,” after Eli Apple was drafted? My fucking mouth dropped. Besides the suggestion that a kid who was drafted 10th overall would somehow benefit staying in college, that…

I love Jose Fernandez. He’s just so full of joy no matter what he’s doing. I still remember when he caught a screaming line drive from Troy Tulowiski as casually as if he was picking a flower, and his grinning response when Troy incredulously asked “did you catch that?"

Jose Fernandez continues to be one of the most delightful baseball players in the game right now.

“Jose Fernandez is a good baseball man.”

Crack the egg. One person clutched into a ball, everyone else coordinating their bounces to launch them high enough that fear or the landing broke their shape. So many laughs.

How is Hue Jackson not on the “Fire This Asshole!” list? Not because he SHOULD be fired, but because Jimmy Haslam’s trigger finger is gonna be getting really itchy when the Browns go (justifiably and expectedly) 2-14 this year. That guy cleans house like I eat nachos, which is frequently and with great gusto.

Counetrpoint - No, they do not.

Completely spot on, Barry. It was the fact that Johnny Manziel didn’t get a fall guy that ruined him.

He says on a video game website.