As a fan of spectacular train wrecks, I counter-offer with this:

I can think of few things at this moment that I would enjoy more than Dwight Howard playing for the Celtics. Is it possible for an entire city to have an aneurysm?

Please let this happen, if only for the inevitable Simmons rant where he tries to talk himself into it being a good idea.

As a Saints fan, I star this every time I see it. It’s a compulsion

Imagine if Cam did what Peyton did to the Saints in 2010. This ridiculousness certainly wouldn’t have been written:

That’s not the original Legend of Zelda. That’s Link to the Past.

Remember guys, dancing when you’re winning and pouting when you lose is so much worse than being a piece of shit dirty player.

So you are saying he won unanimously!

Marvin Harrison, attached to no less than two murders, gets in first ballot, but TO, who had no notable legal issues during his career, gets lambasted because of his locker room behavior?

The NFL can go fuck themselves.

Well, let’s see. Minnesota’s got a guy running for them that got indicted by a grand jury for beating the shit out of his kid. You got arrested for having an outstanding speeding ticket. You’re probably fine.

The report claimed that the team released him in November because of “a combination of issues,” including “signs of mental instability.”

As a long-suffering Wolves fan, I can’t say goodbye to this guy quickly enough.

Sure Jesus’s jump shot his rookie year got criticized, but even his fiercest critics had to admit he hung tough on the boards.

Other than being incoherent and borderline egocentric, his statement has was also incorrect. Ive never heard anyone criticize Jesus. His existence/importance to modern society? Perhaps. But no one has ever been like “you know what? That Jesus guy was actually kind of an asshole.”

Just another mistake by Jim Tomsula at Levi’s Stadium.

(Karl-Anthony Towns better rookie in most categories)

1. Continuing to insist it’s not gambling when it is plainly gambling and a dozen states have declared it as such

“I caught the ball and put in hoop. You are woman now.”

You search “hairy butt” on Google. No one said photoshoping wasn’t a dirty job but someone has to entertain the Internet, lol.

But I feel like people only clamor for new rules when popular QBs lose — Peyton Mannong, Aaron Rodgers, and most famously Brett Favre in the playoffs, whose loss DID change the rules that offseason. Whenever Fitzpatrick or Wilson or Hoyer never touch the ball, you don’t hear a lot of outrage...