“I will baptize you” is legitimate title level shit talking

“We weren’t hiring a line cook here – we were hiring a head coach of the Philadelphia Eagles...”

Does this mean more Jason Whitlock bashing in any fashion? I know he got canned, but please, please, please tell me more stories about him will be published because they were awesome.

Oh fuck! Deadspin should report on this.

hey bro! those college papers had the crosswords to get you through class!

And many of the credits they “earn” don’t transfer. I live in a college town of a DIV I powerhouse and the Junior Colleges are full of athletes cast aside by the behemoth state school who have to start their educations all over.

That poor man. Hasn’t he suffered enough in the last 14 years?

What? He listed three players. If we assume he was in fact referring to Hopkins, Watt, & Foster. Mayyyybe Clowney, but, no....

As a wolves fan, I can barely even muster a sigh over this anymore.

The Bears OC position is basically the the football equivalent of the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor spot at Hogwarts.

“He didn’t steal my car because he had my keys”

Chris Correa, upon sentencing, will immediately hustle to prison and be the first in line for getting screened. On the fist night in jail, he organizes a bible study and volunteers to teach GED classes. He will give zero lip to the COs and serve his time the right way, the Cardinal way.

oh word?

Baseball’s best LAN.

Yeahhhh, because they are all on the same department...

Hmmm, the page would seem to suggest that people who play pure PvP are mostly illiterate racists who like rape. There must be some mistake.

All joking aside, he seems like an awesome dude.

Probably not nearly as tired as Deadspin is of getting copyright violation notices for English-language clips.