And that, children, is why we fly in airplanes now.

You could always stop wasting them and send one to me instead...

Joel, this makes me like you even more. That and your moody turtleneck photos.

We all live in a cocaine submarine!

Okay, that's fucking awesome. Makes me like the guy even more.

@freakboy9: My favourite is the Gastrovac.

I'm happy with my French press and my Handpresso espresso maker. :D

@Zuuuuung: Dead link.

I need to put this link in here for you people. It blew me away when I got this issue. Crazy-ass kitchen gadgets.

Anus washing. It's what's for dinner.

Found this on Gizmodo.fr.

@nucwin83: Not necessarily. A degree of development needs to be attained in order for the internet to become economically viable.

Some people don't need to be on the internet. Nobody ever considers that.

@Nitesh: I'm serious.

@project_4: I'm not sarcastic. A bio-bomb is SO much more elegant.

That man deserves an award. He's a genius.

I collect them, too. :D

@GuyWithDogs: Yes. Yes it is. Metaphorically.

Look at that feed go...