"I recommend the Titan series. Solid mahogany. Burlwood accents. The same wood used in luxury automobiles."

Can the picture contain "artistic" nudity?

@lankysob: DON'T YOU DARE.

I've actually had a very positive experience with Home Server.

@stocktone: Actually it's a "bomb detector" sold to the military that wasn't actually a bomb detector. :P

I'm not sure exactly what's wrong with this picture. It's not as if he's wankin' in his front seat. Although I know what I'D do in a driverless car...

@Ultraorange: Absolutely! I'm on it. Tomorrow.

@kd_rome: Beat me to it. :D

Because these didn't work out so well.

You've got the right idea, Mercedes. This is a "grown" vehicle, too.

Tag your little Asian grandchildren! Send them across the internet!

@CoHPhasor: You might wanna get that checked.

@EljhHck: It's a little different than that but yes. You understand where I'm coming from.

@Dås Bøøt: Not THAT much money! Tell their bitch asses to eat at McDonalds!

@CoHPhasor: You're on a roll.

TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY BUCKS?!?! WHAT THE FUCK?

I actually have a .edu address, so that's what I use.

It really needs to bring some white LEDs this time.

One of my first entries is an Urban Dictionary "author."

@PHXPhoto: Hell yeah.