A brownie full of lights? I made a batch of those last night.

I would buy it if it showed the free/used memory with the hands.

WHY MUST YOU BE STUPID AND POLITICALLY-CORRECT, USA ADS?!?!?

Made by ho's? Correct my grammar as you please; I am not familiar with the word "ho."

Oh, and Kai. If anyone steals this backpack, they're gonna burn in hell.

@Grindhouse Murders: Tell him I lost my Learjet!

If he's actually got a blower on there...

Kyle, be honest. Did you call Frucci?

@akacrash: Best Bond? Sean Connery. Duh.

I'm not sure I like the wheel aero setup. And when are we gonna draw the line between car and spaceship? You could fight off the bloody rebels with this thing.

@DrunkenMessiah: #bitchslap

I hate the fingerprint-magnet shiny finish. Tis why I will not buy Asus.

@tasteskindasalty: Yeah, that would suck ass.

These prisoners are gonna be FRESH 2 DEATH!

That's fucking hilarious.

@theimmc: Sex, but since we think this stuff is cool we won't see much of that.

@Copernileo: Cool. I'm captain at Arizona Mountain View this year. We kick ass.

@dtptampa: It was an accident! I feel dirty...

@djweisz: Yes. Yes it was.

@EljhHck: He's got a warped sense of humor, for sure.