Jakooboo
Jakooboo
Jakooboo

@JakeMG: Blah Blah Taxi: I'd never spend $150 an hour on ANYTHING... Okay, maybe a prostitute but the more expensive the better in that case, right?

Can anyone else see the potential in this piece of furniture? I think it could DEFINITELY be a Fleshbot article. Somebody get on this.

@AmericanAquariumDrinker: Yes, but it does mean no "oops, the condom broke." I am totally open to children, jut not my own biologically.

Article descriptions like this are why I read Jez. And not having babies is a plus of being gay. :D

@TrampaOnline: I've been through that. It's less fun than the internet tends to believe.

A failed attempt to kill himself? Hm.

Celibacy doesn't involve polishing the 'ol shifter knob, does it? Because if it does I respect the hell out of this guy.

@TheRatkiller: AHAHAHAHAAA!!!! You're fucking brilliant!

@Copernileo: WOO! What school and what years?

@bobthefrog1114: I hate those things,,, I am always afraid they'll break apart or go flying off of the axle. It's spun by a goddamned truck tire.

@meatbag_pussrocket: It is not actually a substitute for gravity, artificial or otherwise. Gravity works on ALL of the body, not just the feet.

Yeah, that's pretty cool.

Seurat. Not Monet. This is what last year's Academic Decathlon did for me. :P

@arvk93: Nice... Don't upload a .tif next time though.

That's a lot of rendering.

It seems awkward and dangerous to hold them...