It’s actually a heartfelt message to his lover, Stan D.

I used to swear by these when I was in high school and did a lot of hiking. I prefer the feel of Darn Tough these days, but Thorlos certainly hold a place in my heart.

Thorlo socks.

Wait a damn minute, a “rotary”? Isn’t it a roundabout? Or is that a filthy British word? I’m confused and scared.

What kind of monster says “Have a catch”?

Split the difference, adopt the Penix as a mascot:

The Grass Roots

“I guess you fake nerds and ‘science bloggers’ haven’t read The Origin of Specious, by Charles Darlin (my fishin’ buddy). Get informed, trolls!”

First you dim the lights to set the mood. Next you look them right in the eyes. Then WHAMMMMOOOO right up side your head.

Am I the only red-blooded American male who has absolutely no interest in poop stories?

Yeah...nobody celebrates Oubre’s entire catalog.

Maybe but the guy he’s slapping is definetly a no talent assclown

Is that white guy at the end slapping Oubre’s back Michael Bolton from Office Space?

“Flags. I fucking hate flags. You fucking hate flags. Everyone fucking hates flags.”

I also would have accepted “the Reformation was caused by a failure to compromise.”

Pats could pick up Kaepernick as a back-up. Boston fans would surely embrace that.

I wasn’t expecting that to get all vapey and chicks with guns at the end. But that it did. I love endings with a plot twist!!

This is referred to as the Weinstein tackling technique.

Aren’t death threats just something you have to deal with living in Florida, like alligators and stupid people?

Well how else do you keep the blood-line of the master race pure?