This is the first time a Jets player has been publicly cold-cocked since Brett Favre sent that picture to Jenn Sterger from the team’s ice-bath.

Reached for comment, Sean Payton stared at a fixed point in space and asked for some water.

Sean Peyton: [puts $1000 on the board next to Galette’s picture]

Have a feeling this is what its going to feel like when I have to cheer for the Niners next season.

The guy hit 488 career doubles and somehow people are surprised that he still knows how to find his way to second base.

Same, man.

“You need another drink like you need a hole in your he—”

That little teeny kid grows up to be Whitey Bulger, you guys.

Good Year For The Roses. One of my fav Costello songs.

I’m a Yankee fan.

Horatio Sanz could be heard laughing from Section 410, Row 14

I've seen people pretend they were Superman, but this is the first time I've seen someone pretend to be Christopher Reeve.

Still like the first one the most. It has enough lightheartedness, and a real sense of the "Family" that Dom keeps harping about for the past 4 movies. And more races.

Honestly, if you (1) went to Syracuse, (2) played lacrosse, (3) looked like a douchy frat asshole, and (4) were named "Hayes McGinley," how could you not totally expect to get the Jesus Fucking Christ beat out of you at least once in your life by a guy named Big Jim Whitcomb.

No fair researching him, he clearly called "anon" right there in the body, dickhead.

We can all agree that UVA students are miserable dickheads, but fuck our entire state? C'mon now....the only 2 things MD is known for are: Len Bias and The Wire. More people have crabs than eat them. The Naval Academy probably chose the location so prepare future military leaders for the shittiest conditions in the…

Most dudes go home and beat off after pretty much any encounter with a female. I've been flying half-mast all day since the drive-thru lady asked if I wanted a receipt.