From Weird Science:

He’s wearing a wrist band.

Looks to me more like Terrence Newman being handed an easy pick-six. Bad times.

The Mantecores.

The L.V. Pesci. Not “Pescis,” with an s, plural: Just “Pesci”

Point Shavers.

Wow, that really makes me...think.

Well done.

Memo To: W.E.C., strapped to that rudderless, unguided, GPS-free rocket

Right on.

Buffalo 66 was a documentary.

The least of her deficiencies.

Goddamn, that’s beautiful.

BoJack and whiskey. Yes, perfect.

I refuse to believe this. I can’t believe this.

Shark eyes. Cue Quint's monologue in "Jaws" on the subject: "...a shark, he got lifeless eyes...black eyes...like a doll's eyes."

Goddamnit, Dad found the cooking sherry again.

Dad? Is that you?

False flag. This email was clearly written by James Worthy. Or Bobby Cremins.

Wow. My alma mater has been getting a lot of attention lately. I liked it better when it was just "Didn't Tina Fey go there?"