Divergent, Insurgent, Detergent?

Don't run! We are your friends!

This is how you reveal a spaceship.

And so it was that the Light Bringer was cast out from the Kingdom, and fell like lightning into the Invisible Place, wherein the Watchful did attend upon Him.

"Star Wars— Where Futuristic Blacks Still Won't Listen To Authority".

Star Wars: I'm Done Fucking Up Star Trek

Thanks to J.J., I couldn't read the title through the lens flares.

...and then I gave myself a lobotomy so I could sleep again. The end.

Apparently they're off having adventures on an island of unicorn-riding cannibals.

Meanwhile,nobody cares about the fate of Rickon & Osha...

You Seem like someone who understands why the prequels are good and importAnt. I like you.

The discussion of how much/why the Star Wars prequels sucked.

I always assumed it was Spontaneous Internal Combustion.

How they got so many people to actually take this thing literally.

Who ate my sandwich last Tuesday?

Atlantis

For my money:

Why did this happen?