“I can’t imagine what it would be like to have created a movie that caused a man to target its audience.”

My best guess is flash on the shark’s face but not bright on the guy’s means not taken by the same camera at the same time.....

meanwhile all the americans are hightailing it to europe to take advantage of the freefalling euro!

YOGA NERD IS A FAKE DOCTOR

What do you think is worse getting unintentional boners or not being sure if that wetness you feel is discharge or period blood?

The Original and still classic.

My boss loves Minions. She had us get Happy Meals last week so she could add to her Minions collection. It’ll probably happen again this week, and again until she’s got them all. Unfortunately she already had the one that I got in my meal, so now I have my own yellow piece of plastic that yells “BANCAKES!”

Children have the worst taste

The headline, like the previous Jez one “Bobby Brown Performs, Forgets Lyrics, While Bobbi Kristina In Hospice” makes it seem as if he’s not supposed to be doing those things while she’s dying. There is a definite negative tone, as if the man is supposed to constantly be at her bedside on a death watch.

Nothing will ever meet the madness of The Dress. My husband straight-up called me a liar over that shit.

I like this one, too.

I still think it’s a phallus-y.

Wegman’s is better.

This garment is aggressively unkind.

This is how change happens. It doesn’t all happen at once as much as we wish it would. It happens with annoyingly tiny changes like this. Sorry the world is not living up to Jezebel’s standards once again.

So much hostility. I had no idea I was bisexual until like...my mid 20’s. And it did start with your stereotypical “lame” experimentation that people often decry. Jeez, let people try things out.

It’s not in this article but the reason the $10 bill is being changed is because it is due to be done. It needs upgraded anti-counterfeit measures unlike the $20.

Yeah, when I read “champion for democracy” my first thought was “oh, so a white lady”. It’s easier to be a champion for democracy when you’re not bogged down by the whole “acknowledge my humanity” struggle that women of color have been dealing with.

Well... I mean... maybe it can give you joy that he’d hate being on paper currency?