People want to see celebrities have feelings. It makes them more relatable and accessible. The high and mighty “Gods of Hollywood” aesthetic doesn’t appeal to people anymore, probably because we’re all poor and bitter and struggling. We want to see these people also have feelings of inadequacy and be uncomfortable…

Yes, but KK might not have wanted the relationship public. Especially now that she’s married into the Trump cesspit. 

I have insider info on this otter and oddly (ottly?) it is the daughter of an otter who did the same thing. 841’s mother was captured for jumping on surfboards while pregnant and her baby (841) was born in captivity and released. Surfing is in this otter’s blood!

Tucker Carlson is a goon. However, he was probably less of a goon at 6 when this woman didn’t seem to want anything to do with him. I don’t blame him for writing her off in turn. Maybe they thought they were owed the wealth because of her lack of mothering. It seems she brought multiple kids into the world and…

I’m not fan of Haley but that race quote is purposefully taken out of context for shock value. She was specifically talking about laws related to denying immigration. While still wrong, it isn’t as egregious of an error as how it’s presented here.  

Here’s the asshole:

You wrote:

This is a sad, not funny story, but Thanksgiving is always a little bittersweet for me because it was the holiday I realized my first marriage was over.

No, Jacqueline is French. It’s my name so I’m familiar with its origins. It’s the feminine form of Jacob.

There should be no “but” to this sentence it should have ended with “death isn’t what he deserved”. We cannot allow cops to become judge, jury and executioners. That is not the justice system of the United States. What if he was on bath salts? What if he was drunk? What if he just wanted to steal a car? It doesn't…

You’re totally right. After this let’s all go to Hot Topic and bitch about the preppy girls and jocks.

I think being open about our emotions, our thoughts, our tragedies is actually a good evolution for our society in general. Social media allows others to empathize with a variety of people that they wouldn’t get a chance to in a closed society. It brings a very large group of people closer together. Expanding our…

I wear socks with a lot of my shoes at work, so I'll stick one in there covertly when I'm at my desk.

Perhaps she is Amish?

I was in an accident and tore the skin off of a large portion of my knee, it’s completely fug now. I wear maxi dresses/skirts to hide it while still trying to be summer appropriate.

Your math is off here.

I had just been dumped by a guy I was pretty positive was getting ready to pop the question. We'd been dating for over a year but it turned out his nervous, secretive behavior was NOT because he was planning a romantic engagement. It was because he was banging a co-worker.

Remember when (in an attempt to bash Obama) he said that there were no successful terrorist attacks on the US during the Bush presidency. The Mother Fucking mayor of New York during 9-11 said that. And the journalist went along with it. And people still continue to let him speak words out of the butthole on his face.

Everyone kept saying the Portuguese Waterdog would win it all but man did that thing look creepy on TV. No eyes and that round helmet head...

Schiphol in Amsterdam. Bastards lose my luggage EVERY TIME I connect there. And once they told me I had forged my airplane ticket and threatened to make me buy another one (?!?!). It was madness.