I do this with my kids all the time when I’m bringing them home from a softball game or something and need to stop in and get something my wife said we needed. If I have all four kids, it’s a tremendous pain in the ass to get them all out of their carseats, into a cart, keep them from grabbing stuff off the shelves,…

I can’t believe the willingness to kill over a damn book that’s in mass print anyway. I know she didn’t do it but the fact that it has to be said so many times, like it matters, is mind boggling.

Emma, have them blur the phone number.

I think you should blur the phone number ASAP. This child does not need strangers from the internet calling her.

Being a politician’s child must suck.

Well considering his penchant for pushing crap that isn’t backed by data, it makes sense.

Miller himself has also been an open proponent of GMOs.

But if any of us fear for our life due to a cops actions, then it’s our fault because we somehow brought it on ourselves

For the record, I live in Queens

she looks so scared. y u so scared? is it because your bikini top is DEFYING THE LAWS OF SCIENCE?!

Who would ever give a tow company a good review?

If you do get those shorts, maaaaybe size down? I ordered my usual jeans size, and they fit at first, but loosened up quite a bit with wear and also they’re pretty stretchy. If I order more, I may get a size smaller.

Hahahahahahaaha what the hell? I’m currently in the market for shells like that (conference time, hey) and seriously, 450$? Even if I get mega rich someday no shirt is worth 450 fucking dollars. A really good coat? Sure. A gown for a very fancy event? Yeah. A little silk shell? I don’t care what heirloom factory it…

‘whether they want to remember their child as their son or as their daughter is their business, not yours.’

You’re a real piece of work.

FOUR Fig Newtons at once? Fuck off.

Dear Ice Cube,

what

Not to mention he was photographed looking at the car. That's not shopping for the car. And even if he's shopping, what the heck. He just had justice restored to him. He's not a murder suspect anymore.