Exactly, because everyone knows that I go around to people's homes asking if they "have a moment to talk about the teachings of Laverne Cox."

OMG one of the reps that voted for this bullshit used the term "Gaystapo" on twitter. I hate my state. I really hate my state.

The girl has no muscle tone. We know she doesn't have a bubble butt. Lindsay, please.

Oh my god, Lindsay, I feel you girl. Everyone is keeps telling me my picture is totally photoshopped and it's like, no it's not, it's just the instagram filter. #needtodomyrootslol #myeyesphotographblue #mindykalingismybff #blessed

I don't know about her butt, but her face is glowing like it hasn't glowed since ... before all the dramaz and the drugs. LINDSAY I WILL NOT CROSS MY FINGERS FOR YOU AGAIN, BUT I HOPE YOU HAVE YOUR SHIT TOGETHER(ISH).

Linked to in a really weird way, but ok.

But seriously, which one looks better?

"Paying attention to your own body's needs" doesn't mean anything. It's something science-averse people on pregnancy message boards say to justify never visiting the OB. How the hell is my body supposed to tell me, unmistakably and in real time, that I'm getting too much mercury or not enough omega-3?

Hello, I'd like to introduce you to John Boehner.

Lindsey Graham is so stupid he got caught drunk driving at the bumper cars.

Chris Harrison, the beloved longtime host of ABC's The Bachelor, explores the perils and rewards of risking everything for love in his first novel.

Shhhh shhh shh, I'm trying to lure people to my desert deathtrap.

Running low on meat, here.

Good plan. Zombies can't get in without a card.

Keep an eye out for LiLo's new pearl earring line. It will be a limited release of about 3,000 pairs.

At this point I'm more familiar with JLo's breasts than my own.

I hope someone drops a house on this bitch so her own words can be applied to her.

I suppose the question is whether Dawn Schaefer is eternally an 8th grader or not. If she is eternally an early teen, I pity her a great deal, and also she is too young to have children not to vaccinate. If she has an alternate identity as a 40ish year old, then I submit that many of us were terribly, terribly…

Mentioning Oscar de la Renta is really silly. As if her taste in clothes means she can't be good in leading a company in the right direction or in what she generally does. To me it sounds belittling and I really don't see any clothing between what she wears and how she set the focus of Yahoo, and I guess the link…