Cosby immediately given honorary degree by Florida State

So you’re against violent retribution by the oppressed. A valid position, but one that keeps that group in a subservient position and allows the white majority to get away with more killings.

It's also very helpful to the dominant white group, because it stifles the desire for revenge and revolution.

All that white makes the colors really pop.

Good God, I hope this is how Shearer left the studio…

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Lena Sinishtaj of Sterling Heights, Mich.

It's a video of Dez Bryant flying MH370 to Kazakhstan, just like Jeff Wise said.

Agent: Cam, you need a firewall to potect you from this happening.

Twitter: Please reenter your password.

Oh yeah? When they start speaking our language we'll start wearing their flowers.

Gordon later called Keselowski a "dipshit" on ESPN, which is a very Jeff Gordon thing for him to say.

I once had someone tell me that if we stop singing God Bless America at ballgames it means we've forgotten 9/11. And he was dead serious.

Shout out for Short's YEYE!!

Those Bells fans you mention sound a lot like Michiganders in general (the ones I know here in Colorado, about 25 of them). They all leave the state but tell you how great their state is, and how everything it produces is the best. They're almost as bad as New Yorkers. But they LOVE Oberon, as if somehow because it's…