Asked what time she expected him to arrive, Ms. Rhimes replied "not really sure—he's tough to nail down."

His defense lawyer did a great job. Must have cost Pistorius an arm.

I love doing this with bocconcini (the little mozzarella balls). You have to leave them out to dry out a bit, since they come packaged in water, but they ease up the cutting part and make the end product a little more consistent, since all the pieces are roughly the same size.

Photographer: Okay fellas, on the count of 3 give me your most natural soccer pose.

That was *supposed to be* a reply to someone upthread defending saving Rosenthal for save situation. Kinja made me do it. Or maybe it was Matheny.

I mean, it's the Jets. The L was bound to come eventually.

Buffalo residents tried to throw a fit about the mosaic, but the fit was intercepted and returned for a touchdown by New England.

Mars bar: "Sorry that I'm more expensive now because of a crippling disease that is ravaging much of Western Africa."

The new mascot should be a wheel — another recent innovation in Glens Falls.

Past Burfict: I had planned to go after the ankles of guys recovering from ankle injuries without anybody noticing.

Even if this does solve the partisan war, won't the ink wash off when he showers?

And you know that Stamkos will forever remember each of them.

On the bright side, if you're at the game and they shoot a Florida Panthers T-shirt into the crowd there's a good chance no one will actually have to wear it.

You mustn't say dumb things like this. Anchovies are heaven. If you've ever enjoyed a good tomato sauce in a restaurant, it likely had anchovies or anchovy paste in it.

Geno Smith can only dream of being 6-11.

It's more common than you think. Every one of Floyd Mayweather's opponents has punched a dick.

Float like a butterfly, sing, like, a B7.

The bat is heavier than he remembered; the walk longer.

This makes me mad. Maybe the Trinidad and Tobago team should try getting fed up too.

Seattle should have known the Coyotes' plot would be foiled again when they saw the Acme logo on the side of the trucks.