"He's a snake, a gay snake. Not to be trusted."

Donor: 501(c)(3)?

That's what's known as a "Canadian gloryhole".

In turn, ESPN is suing Cohn for breaking their glass ceiling.

It seeks unspecified money damages.

"He thought about it and thought about it," Updyke's wife, Elva, said. "And then he thought more about it, and a little more. He thought a lot about it, I think." Elva continued, "I mean, he seemed to be thinking about it for a long time. He didn't move for, like, days, and then we checked his pulse after he started…

So he is raising money for the family of a boy who died of a Toomer? They are lucky they have him in their Corner.

Dyslexics are surprised the family owns anything at all.

I'm a Cardinals fan who thinks my team and fanbase is no way morally superior to any other. Wanna start a support group for well-adjusted members of obnoxiously self-righteous fanbases?

"Who is Deliliah?"
"No."
"Who is Jeremy?"
"No."
"Who is Thomas?"
"No."
"Who is Damon?"
"No."
"Who is Tracy?"
"No."
"Who is Rebekah?"
"Goddammnit, No."
"Who is Marcus?"
"What the fuck..."
"Who is Jeremy?"
"You already guessed that..."
"Who is Robert?"
"Jesus fucking Christ, Antonio, all we need is for you to correctly identify one of…

PETA immediately staged a protest at his clinic.

I'm just thrilled to see that Dressage is no longer considered a "fringe" sport. Huzzah!

Kid Rock has him locked in a truck, now that he's assumed his career.

If the performers will not contribute financially, the NFL may look elsewhere. Rumored options are Boston, Chicago, Kansas, Europe, Asia, or Paul McCartney.

"So we figured, hey, let's draw attention to racial inequalities in America by walking hand-in-hand out from this inflatable thing with a purple injun on it."

Johnny Manziel: It's like they say, look out for Number One, don't step on Number Two.

It appears that Manziel took Gruden's request to heart; getting sacked on the Redskins' home field is a great way to spread some dust.

yes, I think it really depends on where you live. I looked where I live now, and there are PAGES of different groups. Environmentally aware people that want to go hiking and talk about environmental issues, environmentally aware people that want to drink beer and talk about environmental issues (presumably some…

Or maybe this, which is a long Dew, but so relevant. It is so depressing that these things never loose their relevance, it seems.

This Ferguson idiocy is depressing as hell. All you folks carrying on about rioting and thugs need to thank your lucky stars that after centuries of slavery and injustice there are any black people left who actually love this country and who ask for nothing more than the fulfillment of "All men are created equal".