JacquesLeftFeet
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JacquesLeftFeet

I stopped using bongs ten minutes ago in favour of grey Rizla's, but I always used a little water and I mean look, if you're not going to pay the kids, you can't really put a price tag on the education if it doesn't result in a career in that field right?

They might as well have called Lassie Sitin Fetchit.

Of course he's not fucking around. The Yankees are a well-run franchise with strong leadership from the top down, so Tanaka will respectfully bide his time until he's finished his next two starts.

I got a picture for ya.

Guys me and @Tizzblack cried and it will probably be on national television but no ragrets breh we are in Dallas getting turnt

6) How many bats do you own? 2

I honestly don't see the problem here. You don't deserve to play if you can't handle softball questions.

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I always liked the Proclaimers beyond "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)". Who else comes to mind?

This is a nice gesture. The Knicks were originally the first team that tried this, but Carmelo Anthony refused to pass him the ball in practice and took all the shots himself. After JR Smith untied his shoelaces and caused him to fall, the Knicks brass wisely decided not to go through with it.

Jesus, NBC is really milking these interviews.

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Interesting. I wonder what basketball would look like in New York.

I really wanted to see what the curling venue would have looked like, but I guess those losers at the NYT didn't have the stones.

A thin, transparent facade that barely conceals the grim skeleton of false promises and dashed hopes?

Stray coyote: [attaches ACME brand rocket to his back]

someone had left an indeterminate amount of semen on the sheets of the second bed, and those sheets had been taken away for cleaning, and hadn't come back.