+1

I never knew that Moe Howard had children.

Enemkpali has been cut? I would have named him team MVP.

+1

And I got the same six games because I changed lanes without signaling. Scary how real-life this is.

Tudor electric football. Man, I am so fucking old...

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That must be a Photoshopped image up top. I was sure that Goodell doesn’t cast a shadow.

Bortles looks exactly like picture of the old guy laughing on your 401(k) folder.

+1 not defrosted.

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“We’ll see.” —Mike Golic

Hoffman! Oh, my, you’ve taken me straight back to childhood. One red, one white, and a few salt potatoes on the side.

A Budweiser brewery is literally right down the street from me. This means that our local can of Budweiser gets here pretty directly, rather than via some warehouse on Adak Island. That little bit of extra freshness and extra fizz really brings out the flavor of the rice.

8:03 PM - straight cash, homey.

We have an actual office book on which team makes the dumbest draft move. I have 10 bucks on the Knicks at 3:5.

Bernier has to stay. The kid already has the facial expression of every Leafs fan.

Gratuitous fact-check: the urine puddles at Wrigley are exactly alike.

Rearrange the letters in “Darren Rovell” and you get Lord Venal Err.

Am I the only one who read the title as Grilled-Meat-and-Jefferson-Davis-Pie and expected one recipe? Gotta lay off the cocktails before work...