I know you Trumpettes love fake facts, but Trump lose the popular vote, so...less than half.

Counterpoint: It’s a little unseemly.

Oh good, I thought there might be no one here justifying fucking a shark’s corpse. Crisis averted.

For context of how shocking the 44/47 arrest figure is, Banks County is 93% white.

Props to him for both graduating and being woke enough to be self-deprecating. The latter is sorely lacking in pro sports, in the long run it may even get him farther than his degree.

It’s weird that you focus on dogs wiping (or not wiping) their anuses. That’s really weird.

What’d this guy do to deserve such treatment? Crowd the box? Steal 2nd with a big lead in the 8th?

In my defense I had just slammed A beer and brisket sandwich before posting this because I have no idea what I was talking about. Nevermind on the kick. He does say something though.

Imagine a player with the head of a very smart kind of elephant and the body of, well, also an elephant but FAST! Now imagine a man who is half goat and he has hooks for hands. That’s crazy! Why not? Why can’t I have hooks for hands and live in the sewer? I’m just saying there’s no real reason why not. Cam Newton. Tom…

This is Florida. Gator CPR is a required part of health class curriculum, just like abstinence.

It’s like the plot line from that Clint Eastwood movie, “On The Foul Line Of Fire”, where he played a former Miami Marlins mascot who failed to save a kid from a foul ball and was trying to work through his guilt working as the Bull in Durham, NC and he meets Renee Russo and Susan Sarandon and has to help save a young…

What’s the concussion protocol in the NCAA?

The Gospel of John, Chapter 3, Verse 16: For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

That said, UF did churn out Diana. And Spencer Hall. But it’s as gross as FSU or The U. More so perhaps, since they love to play the “higher academic standards” card.

If you can’t imagine that a significant settlement would not be an incentive to avoid going through the hell of participating in the prosecution of a rape allegation, you have a weak imagination and are sorely lacking in basic empathy.

“Camps? I think he meant centers.” - Sean Spicer

Nope - just a Tebow joke that, like his NFL throws, didn’t land right.

“Are the Magic that crafty?”

Some of his best, imo are IT, The Stand, Different Seasons, and The Shining, in that order.

Skeleton crew—book of short stories and it’s fantastic! You will have to pick it up used but well worth it.