Counterpoint: lean models would look good in burlap sacks.

Another fun fact: Goo Jesus was Peter North’s original stage name.

What a nonsensical loudmouth. That guy who interrupted him seems like a jerk too.

“Gregorius lasted more than seven full seconds...”

In many tournaments I’ve officiated, the designated “home” team supplies the game ball.

No. You made this about race and not fact. You tell me who has the bigger penis. I WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY IT.

(Another fun ant fact from Metro: “Once the male ant successfully inserts his genitalia into the female, his penis will explode inside the female and he will die.”)

We’re feeling sorry for the kid who snatched some shit as it was landing in someone else’s lap? Fuck that kid.

Coaches were at a loss to explain whose fault the play was, since the players are all nice boys from good families.

Her accent makes everyday lines like “did you pick up the dry cleaning” and “I forgot to buy the milk” sound like foreplay

Angie Harmon is in fact correct and its upsetting to me it took 20 mins to identify this gross miscarriage of justice.

It’s that accent (her and Fred Thompson), it was like reverse carpetbagging.

The correct answer is Angie Harmon. Jason Sehorn knows what I’m talking about.

To be fair, I don’t think I would ever play golf without a cart. How the fuck am I going to carry a case of beer and a golf bag?

Well, there’s like 6 months of nothing to do in Alabama. Having said that yeah I still don’t know who can read them.

The Challenger starts to show boat at the Wisconsin and Michigan section of the bleachers.

I was born in ‘82, and I was taught to finish right-handed off my left foot on the right side of the basket, and left-handed off my right foot on the left side of the basket. Curry and Irving and guys like that can finish right handed from the right foot, and left handed from the left foot, on either side of the…

When I was a kid, being able to finish a layup with either hand off of either foot was some sort of weird amazing circus trick that happened by accident. Nobody practiced it. Nobody in the NBA even did it except, again, as a desperation accident.

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

“The 2017 and 2018 seasons will be part of the Flames’ transition to FBS.”