Reuben, what happened at the combined?!

pretty sure a lot comes from tips@deadspin email address. I emailed something to that address once from an obscure British regional newspaper because it just felt Deadspinny and it was up on site within a couple of hours

Sorry everyone...misread the headline and skimmed the article. Thought he won the boys’ title, in which case my comment would have actually been pertinent.

I’ve seen a lot of changes in my many years, and though I like to think I’m open to most of them, I hesitantly say My-King Johnson is not someone I or most of you should support.

This sincerely may be the single dumbest fucking comment I have ever read. You are almost impressively stupid.

“a little more gas” is a euphemism common in sports. It’s a meaningless phrase.”

No, I think you’d quite after 5 reps.

And we’re all questioning your understanding of the post, football, exercise, and commenting. So it’s working out for everybody!

Beckman literally said,“I just needed a little more gas in me to go get it.”

I forgot those plays of 5 seconds all happen independent of eachother with plenty of minutes in between for proper rest. It’s not like you combine all these plays together, one after another, with only a few seconds in between to breath and get ready. Everything is like a simulation with no wasted energy.

We are all done here. *

Remember when the NCAA sanctioned Ohio State for its players selling things they owned?

It seems really rude that he hasn’t learned any of his teammates’ names yet.

On the bright side, political satire is going to be fucking brilliant until he bans it.

I saw this hand last night. Kassouf is a giant raging a-hole, at least he was throughout the tournament. The simple issue is he had K-K, which is an all in hand in that situation, being re-raised prior. You don’t need information with K-K, you just hope to hell your opponent doesn’t have A-A. Which Benger had, and…

Dolphins-Bengals was last Thursday, Tim.

Miami played Cincinnati last week. This week is Broncos-Chargers. I understand getting the different orange crush uniforms mixed up though.

So we can all agree that The Rock is pretty much the most universally loved man in America, right? Follow up question, am I okay to wear a Rock teeshirt to the gym as a 30 something year old man?

The good kind of touching.