I acknowledge there is a serious problem and I’m glad we as a nation are addressing it. I just miss the other shit.

Ah, so you’re this guy, huh?

A story that existed entirely within her own mind. The actual story was “I sat next to Odell Beckham and we didn’t talk.”

ok lena dunham

I agree too. I feel like the pillowy stuff doesn’t even get me clean.

I agree too. I feel like the pillowy stuff doesn’t even get me clean.

Scotts 1000. Cheap, durable, super economical especially if someone in your household is a “has to take at least 10 sheets out of habit” type, doesn’t clog, really, and cleans the shit out of whatever’s ailin’ you. Available from single roll to multi-thousand packs, or so it seems.

Scotts 1000. Cheap, durable, super economical especially if someone in your household is a “has to take at least 10…

Yep. Noted. Too late to edit.

Yep. Noted. Too late to edit.

Touché.

I know.

Westbrook should really have set a better example for that heckler’s grandson.

“Hey, great win out there.”

Count the motherfucking clauses in that sentence. Forget the horrifying shit show that was the topic, any editor who let that damn clusterfuck out the door should be fired on the spot for that alone.

I guess I don’t actually understand the point you’re trying to make. Is it just that the joke isn’t funny and that deadspin writers fuck up sometimes? Both true. They also purposefully write misdirecting articles like the original one all the time, (some ok funny, some not funny, every once and a while worth a…

Sorry if my reaction seems strong. I have a good friend who will, always, insist a joke is not funny in a room full of laughing people. I may be sensitized.

A million times this.

Jesus get over yourself dude. Everyone worth while understood what you were doing. It doesn’t make you clever or funny. And pretending that those who (rightfully) wanna punch you in the face for being a smug unfunny douche dont exist, and that the only people who hate you for that dumb headline are the idiots who were…

Glad he eventually acknowledged it. I’m not in the habit of reading articles twice and that note wasn’t there on my first pass.

Good job tripling down on a bad joke, if you need to explain it this many times, maybe it wasnt funny in the first place.

“Look at these rubes missing the joke” loses some punch when, the next day, your post about Calvin Johnson featured a photo of Glover Quinn before you swapped it without acknowledgment.

To me, the greatest problem with this story is that Scheffer didn’t face a significant penalty for publishing that chart and those pictures. I know, I know, (lawyers can stand down) he apparently didn’t break any laws by doing this (at least that’s what I understood from reading lawyers here at the time) but I feel…