Not only is Manning aware that he regularly hits the deck, but he also knows the officials won’t always end the play there. It’s a very specific “play to the whistle” counsel for his receivers.

So basically what you are saying is that you’re OK with grown-ass men running and launching their bodies, led by a polycarbonate shell, into another human being, simply because they don’t have the self-discipline to contain their rage?

LSU thought they had the budget to give Fisher everything he needed to be successful, but the cost of relocating the entire Tallahassee police department to Baton Rouge proved to be prohibitive.

Perhaps the team’s response isn’t all that weird. Once at the conclusion of marital relations I screamed out, “OH GOD YES JENNY!”

I’ll ask you because Deadspin sucks at giving a background. Whats the story/?? Is this guy enabling the racism on campus? I’ll I’ve gathered so far is there was a poop swastika and that video where the President gives a poor answer and then gets jeered out of existence. What has he actually done to enable racism, or…

There’s also this from “The Last Boy Scout”:

What therapist is feeding him this bullshit? Well you dont want to fuck your wife, and its totally her fault that your life is a mess. Dont tell her the truth or try to come to some sort of adult decision about this. Instead lie, and try and find a side piece that wont torpedo your marriage. no, no, no there is no…

You are everything that’s wrong with America. Nobody is interested in hearing your fantasy football stories. Do you also have a bad beat poker story to tell?

Little League Softball Tournament Rules, Section one, article P:

Jesus fentanyl seems like the hardest gas to administer properly dosage wise

I don’t want to ‘spoil’ this for you, but I took a poll and you might be surprised to learn exactly which participant in this thread was identified as a “Dickhead”, a “fucking prick”, and a “bit of a prick” by 100% of poll respondents. Without giving away the results, I can say it wasn’t Burke. Or me. That still…

“Childish syntax is often misconstrued as childish organization of thought, and not the product of struggling with a foreign language...”

As the video starts, the guy in the white shirt with the belt is attacked by several men and women. He defends himself with punches and roundhouse hits with a belt. What is he supposed to do? Stand still and be a punching bag? This is nowhere near Ray Rice territory.

I think he deserves it in a perfect world, but he’d be beyond annoyed if he won the award and had to go up there in the midst of the Warriors celebration to get a trophy telling him he was the sum total of the entire Cavs offense. Seems like a mercy to not bother him more.

No, major league baseball does not abide by your local co-ed softball rules.

There's nothing wrong with having your life choices inspired by a Bruce Willis movie. For example, I was inspired by The Sixth Sense.