He and Jamie Moyer played AA ball together.

I thought about using such a metric too, but I figured the extreme misses should have more weight, and the misseedings of a 1 for a 2 should still be factored in.

Ohio State fans are gonna be PISSED when someone gives them the gist of the joke that Dayton made at their expense.

Excellent perspective.

If Paul Zimmerman were still capable, one can imagine him walking up to Peter King, punching him in the face, then sipping a nice zinfandel, smoking a cigar, and saying, "THAT'S journalism, you fat fuck."

the shit finally hit the fan yesterday

That is exactly opposite of the truth. Example, if you're making 500k and your spouse is making 50k. That 50k is now taxes at a much higher rate and you're still at the higher rate. The spouse gets penalized and is a major reason high income families tend to have one person stay at home because their 50k is getting…

Tell me more about these marriage tax breaks?

You realize this means the Cleveland Indians are the best run professional franchise in town, right?

Maybe they would if their management didn't consistently blow their draft picks. Stern might just think Cavs fans get as much joy as their owner does from celebrating something you get by being awful.

(Kroenke exits his stretch limo and approaches a group of no-goodnik juvenile deliquents in East St. Louis.)

There have been so many rumors and pie-in-the-sky dreams about a Los Angeles football stadium that we won't believe it's happening...

What an entitled jerk. I'm sure he thought college was just going to be one big picnic and baskets.

It's simple deduction, really, when you're familiar with the old suburban warning that bitches get britches.

• Yet another route Bess can't run properly because he's fucking high all the time.

All of this posturing and sandbagging will make the Norv Turner promotion that much more exciting for Cleveland fans.

"Parenting is horrifying."

It would have been 64 but he rimmed out a five footer.

Please punch Hamilton Nolan in the face at the holiday party.

This is a contradiction. If you use Pam spray, you are already dead.