145th st.? The kid wasn't in any real danger until he landed safely back on the platform.

Perhaps no one captured Deadspin's love
of drunk girls like Vodka Samm. She
offered something that every guy wants:
party girl work ethic combined with
babelicious looks. To me, there's no doubt:
a vote for Samm is a vote well used. Don't
let the haters deter you: vote Vodka, and
lay down tonight knowing your girl
Samm is a…

Personally, I never felt like this was that big
of a deal. I always felt sorry for Manti,
obviously the guy has some issues and us
pouring on the hate hasn't helped him out.
Before judging him, I think you need to
ask yourself what you'd do in his situation.
Lennay is a product of too much fame and
less about him willingly…

Please don't.

I am surprised you can type while you have your fingers in your ears and saying "lalalalalalalalala"

Yup. Even the shithead players, to some extent. There's absolutely no reason amateur sports should be paired with college other than an accident of history.

Is it on purpose that there's a sponsored Livestrong article right above this?

What, exactly, is a "middle-class" development?

"Ok, Roatti, you got this. Remember all the practice, all the time perfecting your form. Keep it simple. Imagine you are throwing a watermelon over a fence while wearing ski boots."

Cleeland was clubbed in the face by a sock filled with coins, coins that free-agent linebacker Andre Royal had spent all day collecting from teammates.

No, you're mistaken. This is a post about Drew's Bill of Men's Rights, not his constitution.

True, except for:

In Unprecedented Occurrence, Huge Dick Seen At Lambeau Field

Peyton Manning: [skips daughter's ballet recital to study rock-paper-scissors tendencies of Broncos' backfield]

Why You Can Definitely Talk About Sports AND Poop Culture

Ask a student body member with thousands of dollars of debt at graduation how they feel about a student-athlete saying they should be paid?

I genuinely hope that Bayless doesn't feel like it's his fault that his parents became alcoholics, as is often the case in situations like his.

Man. Between this and Sochi, the IOC must really hate fags.

Yes, every person. Because having an economy is bad. It's never done anything for anyone. Right?

Greg, just an aside, but you do a great job with these columns. Just giving praise where it is due. Keep up the great work.