He didn't mean to imply Coach K was there, he was simply citing him as an expert on blowing your seed.

"We get three Super Bowls a year ... We usually lose all three"

I know the t and r are close to each other on the keyboard Barry but his name was Roger, Ebert. Not having your best day, sorry.

So you were wondering whether a person who's 7-foot-2 can squeeze into the bathroom on a airplane.

I'll leave this here: http://dontmesswithtaxes.typepad.com/No_Public_Mone…

I'd figured the conversations at Deadspin HQ mostly revolved around how soon you had to wait until you could fuck with the page design again.

The Detroit Lions are the perfect team for the city of Detroit. Constantly declining in value, incompetently managed, and haven't been good since the 1950's

Preseason Browns games are awesome, if only for listening for #19's increasing drunkenness during the games.

That we're all gay cowboys who eat pudding?

Messages to Redick, Lopez, McNeill, and therapist were not returned.

YELP

Rich white people who are the best at what they do, prefer to live where their tax burden will be lower, and try to learn from teamwork strategies used by the people who killed Bin Laden, are bad, m'kay.

For 40 years he's been promoting pirging, so this change of tune is enough to make me ralph.

Wow, Chris Brown is gonna be hella disappointed when he finds out beating cancer isn't what he thinks it is.