Oh man, you didn’t check in to see how this insane stretch of a nothing-burger was getting roasted over at The Root? Cause it’s getting no traction there, and it feels like their readership should know.

(while I’m making rules, if you’re requiring people to wear heels you want to continue to participate in society without being branded as a pariah, you are not allowed to have a cash bar)

When was the last time autocorrect made your life easier?

You know, the Blade Runner thing’s actually been done as an anime...

Hiroshima... the radiation is finally showing its hellspawns

Primus sucks.

...worship of an entity known as Primus...

Huh. I was trying to figure out which “he” he was referring to....

So he spoke about himself in the third person?! That is simultaneously creepy and not at all surprising.

Just got done seeing it and I honest to god feel like Aranofsky was legit trying to alienate people with this. It’s like 90 minutes of an off-putting Brechtian chamber drama followed by some of the craziest shit you’ll see in a mainstream film. Who the hell was this weird ass movie for?

Me!

I give it 5 stars out of 5.…

Back in 2011, there was talk of Donald Glover playing Spiderman, and I’ll never forget the look on my evangelical coworker’s face after a very brief exchange.

Me “Hmmm. It looks Donald Glover could be cast as Spiderman.”

Him “He can’t be Spiderman!”

Me “Why not?????”

Him...silent...wearing the look on his face of a child…

Love this! And I love how great Lynda Carter looks. Because of her, I tracked down adult Underoos just so I could be Wonder Woman under my clothes once again, lol.

I’m okay with this.

I heard this band at a taco festival last week. Piñata Protest. It was pretty rad.