"tiny, pulsating Wiz" is it me or does that sound extremely gross? Kind of sounds like someone needs Flomax.

"I wish I could Method-act the role of a person who's never had to hear Shia LaBeouf talk about Method acting."

Interesting. Thanks!

While I agree with you I just think some of the words added are not words and are not neccessary, i.e. "man cave". If you don't know what a "man cave" is look up the word "man", look up the word "cave" and then pay attention to the context it is being used in. "Hacker" should probably be in there but "ethical hacker"?…

I think if they are in fact legitimate death threats his body would have ways to shut that down. Have you ever heard of the body's response to threat? Fight or flight. Science says that! If something did happen to him it is because his body didn't respond because it was not a legitimate threat. The police doesn't need…

Haha! That is hilarious! I should watch. I bet that is how the men in my family would feel, but my family is very old-style conservative, Catholic, Mexican. So a lot of "machistas".

I thought about that as I was writing and to be honest I have no idea. I think it was probably too much for us to even discuss. I am not sure if it is more of a cultural or religious thing, but I guess we didn't think women were really supposed to want or admit to enjoying sex... probably more religious. The first…

I have often discussed this topic with both my friends from the U.S. and my friends from Mexico. I was raised mostly in the U.S. but am Mexican, when I was younger and disussed sex with my cousins and friends from Mexico our belief was that oral sex is so much more intimate. Partly because of the fact that it is "in…

But she could care less. It seems to me that she does care at least a little. Still, that's not what she meant. So I guess you're right to "Ugh".

"Pretty sure that if you don't want to care for an animal you already have (like... this pig) or you don't have the resources to take care of an animal, you probably don't have the resources to take care of a child. And if you're so irresponsible that you'd just give away a pet you committed yourself to because you…

Maybe that's one of the reasons they realized they can't take care of the pig. They will be too preoccupied with the baby and did not realize the pig would be such a huge responsibility. I am willing to give them the benefit of the doubt because in one night of watching I have become quite fond of Alana and a little…

Or try this.

Aww, thanks. This is my first return since having to sign in with an account. Kind of scary.

LaComtesse, I know James is cute with his bedroom eyes and his stringy hair, but he's a loser. And losers pull down winners. Now, you're a smart girl. Don't let your hormones get in the way.

Well I'm glad they didn't go with the working title "Oops! I tripped and I can't move on"

Yeah, I like to boast about what a badass I am but really I am vain. I do drink, but I don't smoke, I work out almost daily and always wear sunscreen. I am scared of wrinkles!!!

Awesome idea! off to photoshop I go

I qualify as one of these baby facers, at 5 feet tall with my full face and slight body people think this, but I have always loved it. I actually nurtured my young/ innocent girl image because I could get away with so much and no one ever suspected me and I was a wild teen, people just didn't know.

simple yet perfect. brevity is the soul of wit. heart.

I don't think he inherited disdain for Mexicans from his mothers side, or at least not from her or her mother. I think he was just being a stupid, ignorant asshole. I knew his family when we migrated from Mexico to the US. We met at spanish mass and his mother was very kind to us, helped my mother out with figuring…