Most people would have to sit down to write a piece like this. Not Sarah. She just keeps on running on.

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Not funny.

Although @NHLFlyers does come off as boorish here, it's actually a fairly reasonable twitter account compared with the screaming of @NHLCAPS.

Lightning management may have gotten the short end of the stick, but their equipment manager got the end of the short sticks.

'Martin Brodeur asks out of New Jersey'

PRIEST MODE

Vietnam War

well clearly you don't like girls in tight jorts and beer as much as I do

I am taking them downtown at the center city campus. It's been great

How can I get my dog blood stains out of clothing?

Saturday after the game, mandatory night out... players only

LeBron: Hey man, I got next in garbage can basketball.

It's really just a peninsula.

According to literature, there are lots of men from Nantucket.

HOT FUCKING STOVE

Awesome comment - On par with your overall body of work!

Pictured: Donruss hits new low with line of “Dated Dookie” trading cards.

There's a guy who could use a new closer. For his pants.

“Who’s Bill and who gives a shit if he’s anti-gay? If anyone is going to keep Arizona from the Super Bowl, it’ll be me.”