"He can't talk, but he was just smiling a lot and he was just fist pumping. They said as soon as we saw you jump, his face just lit up and he was just fist pumping and stuff so that made it so worth it for me," Torres said.

She wanted to honor her paralyzed cousin who always hoped to attend a Pro Bowl, but is physically unable.

Funny how the extra material on the shorts essentially turning them into MC Hammer's pants doesn't seem to bother anyone...

She apparently also went for tickets to a garden show.

Blessed are those that believe that my icon is properly centered; they shall inherit the next kinja IT job posting.

Could Sam Bowie lead the Bulls to Six NBA Championships?

He couldn't lead a spoon to a soup bowl.

The memories of my family outings are still a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all pile into the car - I forget what kind it was - and drive and drive. I'm not sure where we'd go, but I think there were some trees there. The smell of something was strong in the air as we played whatever sport we played. I…

If Fox could get all of these guys in the room to watch Fox Sports One, it would get its highest ratings.

A man can only handle so much Swaggy P before he reaches his breaking point.

You should see some of my other posts.

As much as it may pain people, Schiano played a big role in this guy's life. His involving LeGrand with the team and even after that was his best contribution since leaving Rutgers in my opinion.

Is that a 48 star flag?

Unemployed guys say crazy shit to Cartons all the time, especially when they leak during a heavy rainstorm.

There appears to be a lot of sleepers in this year's draft.

How appropriate. Yesterday Deadspin was consumed by talk about Seattle and today it's raining cats and Dougs.

As both a sports fan and a house cat hiding his abnormally high intelligence from his owner, I'm feeling pretty insulted by how dismissive the hosts are acting towards us feline sports fans. We're irrelevant, huh? So what, we're not allowed to call up a radio station to talk about sports, or leave comments on a sports…

HOST: You're on with Bud and the Brainfart on the 'FAN. What you got?
CALLER: What I can't understand is, what's the problem with this cat turd over here? The constinency is just... it's really gross. Some days it's okay, and some days, it's like he's not even processing things, stuff is just all over the place, he…

I'm sorry, but that answer is INCORRECT.

What a catastrophe