Lebron: "Not 1, not 2, not 3,..."

Travelling or not, she still drives a hell of a lot better than Laura Bush.

This video was even better with the scenic views of Denver. Good thing they didn't have to do this over Cincinnati; their skyline is complete shit.

I think it's great they were able to attach a camera to the ball right before Brady's attempted pass to Edelman.

"Why not just give them the extra point, automatically, without having to do anything extra that might hurt anybody?"

-Your president Barack Hussein Obama, while wearing his ancestral relaxing dashiki, in between drafting a Put Americans Out of Work Bill and having another foreign "cigarette"

Cooperstown is not known for its nightlife, but it does have the Ommegang Brewery, makers of some very fine Belgian style ales. Very fine indeed.

what a strange argument to make. I've been to Cooperstown. I've also been to Kansas City, where the Negro League HoF is. I guess what I'm trying to say is: I can drive a car.

Da prahblem hea is dat dey sed he wuz a sawx pitcha. Everybody nose dat he wuz a Bronx bomma. A true yankee all da way

How are we supposed to get to Cooperstown when we're all strictly forbidden from leaving our parents' basements?

I thought I had been to Cooperstown once. Turns out I just got really drunk at my neigbor Gary's house who happens to horde yankees shit.

It's so sad when parents insist on dressing their twins the same.

Update: They have offered to double the donation if Peyton can teach Eli how to wave bye-bye before the kickoff on Sunday.

"Bullshit, we'll give you double!"

On Deadspin.uk they do the same thing with Gus Johnson EPL highlights

Richardson's effort at biting satire is uneven at best, which I suppose should be expected from a Brit.

I seriously, 100% forgot Notre Dame once made it to the National Championship game. Jesus

The sun rose quick over the Sierra Madres, as if to say, Boys, there's business to do, and wastin' time is not on the menu. From the chaparral, the donkeys stirred uneasily; their prospects, having been poor, showed no sign of improving. The vaqueros depended on these dumb asses, but their true love was atop a sturdy…

Oh trust me, flair does translate. I lost my job at TGI Friday's for wearing a "Sie essen Scheiße!" button.

Okay, so what about my service dog, Frisbee?

a roster that includes five pro Bowlers.