Amazing. I had no idea Mandela was also a plumber.

Of course it was an amateur hour, but at least we didn't have to pay anything to see it. If he was a professional, there would have been a charge.

I agree, he played a marvelous first base.

"Hey, me too!"

Ok, lemme try:

I guess with Braille?

I think the explanation actually made that joke worse.

He is?

From what I know about hockey, Manitowoc will see them again in the playoffs and win in a dramatic shootout.
(DISCLAIMER: I learned everything I know about hockey from The Mighty Ducks)

"Ski" for Polish. "Sky" is usually someone from Russia or the former Soviet Union.

The female fan was later penalized 15 yards for leaving her feet to make contact

What's frightening is that even just a typical header, with no skull-to-skull impact, seems to result in a measurable brain damage. I think about all the times I'd practice heading as a kid and it just makes me want to yellow apple curt schilling.

"I recall someone wearing a tuxedo and another guy in a bird suit and a monkey or gorilla costume."

Read what you wrote. You guessed that this radio host dude is a "giant pussy". As explanation for what makes someone a "giant pussy", you suggest that he would be afraid to fight someone who challenged him to a fight. Then, on down the line in your response, you said he would never "have the balls" to fight someone…

Never heard "Penn State victim" used as a negative pejorative before. You're an awful person!

Still boiling this whole thing down to who can kick who's ass, huh.

Let's play imagination:

Imagine you saw a commenter who misunderstood both journalism and humor. He also seemed to have an inflated sense of self-worth and a totally distorted sense of what "thin" means. That's the guy you saw.

So my question: At what point would you stop looking in the mirror?

Yeah brah. This story better bulk the fuck up or get the fuck out.

it must be true, no one can afford a watch that nice!