It would also be helpful if the subject of the joke was even tangentially related to Schiano.

Buy your tickets now for World War Tow, the premier amateur tractor pull event in the Tri-State Area. It's going to be a Haul-o-caust.

My god this is the most original joke I'ver ever seen.

Diners, Drive-ins, and DIES!!!!!

Can't wait for the story of Lolo Jones failing at a spelling bee and quickly trying to become a mathlete to keep the attention of her 4th grade class.

Did you say John Stockton looks like your ass, Ms. Swan?

Oh my God, that's the guy! That's the guy who stole all my credit cards.

It's absolutely incredible how similar Nick Punto is to my my neighbor Frank. The Basepaths are where Nick Punto's scrappiness goes to die, and the hole under my front porch is where Frank's old golden lab Roscoe went to die.

Easy, easy. Slow down! I want to find out if Ross and Rachel end up together first.

As a guardian of the game, Tom just felt compelled to send a fastball over your head. Just to send a message.

People like you are unbearable.

Well, if Hertl stays with the Sharks for his whole career, him and Adam Oates will definitely have one thing in common...

"Pork fried" doesn't make the cut?

Forget about being a Hall of Famer...is he elite?

The Cardinals in many ways have become the new Yankees, a team whose dogged insistence on continuing to win has made the rest of baseball exhausted and irritated by them.

Not Pictured: Prince Fielder eating a baby.

Sometimes I even amaze myself at how humble I am.

Glasses don't make you smarter, Ray.

The amazing thing about this ad is that at 5 total seconds, it's 1:1 scale with actual hockey coverage on SportsCenter.

Take that, Yeats!