Hungry Growth Hormone?

Drunk Pittsburgh fans are the wurst.

Nope, should have said, "If this were the NBA..."

Albert Haynesworth, Adam Archuleta, Donovan McNabb, Deion Sanders, Bruce Smith and Jeremiah Trotter would like to have a word with you.

Washington's offense now looks scary on paper

"the first Durantesque player in the women's game."

King of the Hill actually had a really sweet, touching final episode. Bobby finally finds something that he is good at. And it is something that his dad is really passionate about.

Bob Saget has appeared on two sitcoms. And on both of them, the mother died. We better alert the boys down at the crime lab.

You're thinking of The Good Wife.

It's just part of their anti-litter campaign.

$8 tshirt?

With the polyester material and white stripe on the chest, it's really going to accentuate moobs.

As always, it looks better frozen with a wooden stick in it.

That helps to explain why the Mets choke so often.

After she said that, did you tell her she could walk to the train station by herself?

For $38.50, the Pittsburgh Pirates will display your proposal message on their scoreboard, the cheapest available option

That's just called "The Guide to Hockey".

Al MacInnis is still a live. You could go give him a stick right now.

Toronto Blue Jays fans data could not be used in this research since Canadians prefer to use Facebouk.

No word on when or if Daniel Murphy will go into labor. Maybe around mid-July or so.