At least he will only be at night games.

Francona: Hey, Wood. You ever make a team while on the mound before?

That's a lot of scratch.

I'm more surprised the newspaper printed articles written by the students for class assignments in the school newspaper. At my college, you had to provide writing samples and work your way up through the newspaper.

Cool story, bro.

I am surprised to see the Dalai Lama so far down on the list. He's incredibly competitive. He's always trying to become one with everything.

He can finally achieve his life long dream of spelling Mississippi with no I's.

Is that what Vinny Lecavalier shooting last night?

Looks like Marcus Smart made a decision that

Marchman and I were just talking about this,

It will be interesting to see how the 6'4" Chapman returns to the mound because of psychological issues as well as having angry villagers with pitchforks chase him.

In the future, "schadenfreude" will be known as "Dukenlosen" and most people won't know why.

His name kept coming up during the post-game interviews, but I am having trouble finding his name in the program. Anybody familiar with Don Chano?

"Scandinavian Diaspora"

"Soccer is a bloody sport."

Mad Max

Before rushing to judgement, you have to look at the cultural context of this situation. The child was very perplexed. He wanted to know why the ball did not return to the person who had thrown it.

There's a fairly simple explanation for that.

So there was a bunch of odd comments that were hard to follow. And a bunch of people with no clue what was going on.

I like how you can see Dustin Penner's belly full of hotcakes, flapjacks and pancakes.