In order for Peyton to film more commercials, he would need to endorse Scott Paper Products, 4000 Flushes and Febreeze.

parabolic mic

This may not play well in Coors country

I really liked this take on it.

in those days it wasn't uncommon to turn on ESPN—at any time of day—and find sub-tertiary programming of all sorts,

in those days it wasn't uncommon to turn on ESPN—at any time of day—and find sub-tertiary programming of all sorts,

I would have understood it better if Musberger and Herbstreit had just said, "In Like Flynn" when discussing Jameis Winston.

An AOL TOS violation?

It's a real shame nobody captured the discussion in the BBWAA AOL Chatroom last night. I heard there were 7 TOS violations. 2 guides and a moderator had to come in.

I would be curious to know why, other than race, one would vote against Bonds but not Clemens.

No, literally, he gets his goat.

"Кириленко"

So excited to see that VH1 is filming Rock of Love again.

Directly in front of the referee too!

Patrick Kane makes for a pretty good Anakin Skywalker

Thank you for reading Deadspin, Mrs. Lillard.

Namath, who said he had been drinking all day, to admit he had an alcohol problem.

And two games up from Top 5 draft pick!

Yea. It was a crappy ending here too.

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