Colin Cow-Turd is always on the look out for Stuart Scott.

I love that one when Bugs Bunny saws off Florida. That is like the funniest thing ever. Every time I see a story from Florida I get excited. I usually just scroll straight to the bottom so that I can see it and crack up! You can't get funnier than that.

Could you keep it down a bit?

Plus his brother was in 311.

"I'll burn your house down!"

I absolutely 100% refused to believe that is a true story.

Yea, he's probably hanging out with that dude who played Richie on Happy Days!

That must explain why the Vikings felt like they had been frozen solid and then shattered from an uppercut.

He right. The fans there can be a little crabby.

I bet you the piranhas don't eat his face.

So there is a chance Ronaldo gets eaten by piranhas before the game, right?

Amazing. I had no idea Mandela was also a plumber.

That's really good.

No way on Mike Timlin.

You totally misinterpreted "Full Kit Wanker",

Exactly man. They just interrupted the Rachel Ray Show to announce the Pots for the World Cup next year. And me an my neighbors were all "What the heck? Ten Countries in Pot 4? What's going on?"