Yeah? Then why am I masturbating and trying to get the layering right in photoshop, smartass?

Lupica’s got some nerve ragging on Durant for joining the Warriors while simultaneously wearing Steph Curry’s sneakers.

You’re right; my mistake. The person who taped TRAITOR to his former favorite player’s jersey and is protesting the fact that the player agreed to a contract somewhere else by holding up a sign outside the team’s headquarters is acting in a perfectly reasonable way.

Someone a little more explosive than Kevin Durant put OKC on the map. I hate myself

Fans don’t understand free agency because the money that could’ve been spent on educating them and giving them critical thinking skills was spent on building arenas for their favorite teams instead.

This is such a cop-out. He is clearly just doing this to avoid getting punched in the balls by Draymond in next year’s playoffs.

Well that’s going to be good for basketball, in the same way that knowing Bruce Willis is actually dead makes watching the Sixth Sense more enjoyable.

Amateur move to wait until the 9th after all the LA fans already leave.

Pff, I bet they’re not even made from actual dogs. That’s false advertisement if you ask me.

Perhaps their rejection of Dodger Dogs as delicious stems from a childhood marred by well-intentioned adults putting ketchup on their kids’ first Dodger Dog.

Exactly - it's not a misery contest, so why are you ranting about the perceived tone of the coverage?

Iceland are just like Boris Johnson, fuck up England and then leave.

Counterpoint: PKs is fine.

This is why I hold athletes who do endorsements in such contempt. They will say and do anything for a buck, even if it goes against any and all of their personal beliefs. Let’s be honest, in real life do you really believe Dominique Wilkins would actually pass the ball?

Still look at him lecturing us about not sharing needles. Like we’ve got that kind of money!

This is all you need to know about Ed Werder. That he misspelled “even” is just icing on the cake.

No one in this story got shot, eaten by an alligator, or busted for methamphetamine distribution, so I fail to see how this is the quintessential Florida story.

I like how the guy named Osama comes off as one of the best people in the story.

And the other two thirds are going to be paid to Magic City employees as child support.

Vin Scully isn’t for everybody. That would be socialism.