Pay attention men: Women do not like it when you send your donger to their cell phone. They end up blocking it every time.

“Can you imagine...I’m sorry, what were we talking about?”

They’re nothing when they can’t make the sport ball go thru the basketball ring!

Maybe instead of questioning my methodology you should look it up, smart guy.

Funny how if you’re going to be an annoying fuckstick, you should probably try to actually be right!

Cavs in 9

I think Bill got off pretty easy for his comments about Goodell. He only lost his job on Twitter. Goodell ended up losing his life.

“I started to feel like I was Mel Gibson in Conspiracy Theory”

Bob Ley, Holly Rowe, Jeremy Schaap, Pam Ward, Bruce Bowen, Linda Cohn, Joe Tessitore, Stan Verett, Sean McDonough, Andy North, SVP, Doris Burke, Bill Barnwell, Beth Mowins, Darren Cahil, John Clayton, Jessica Mendoza, just to name a few. * (keep adding more by responding to this)

[*Edit- Simmons could be talking about…

OK, then.

So you’re asking for googly eye’d gifs?

take to the comments to let us know what sorts of awards should be awarded

Can’t we all chip in a few bucks, and have Jim Tomsula emcee the evening?

Still not the worst beating suffered by a Ventura on the mound.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha...oh you’re serious.

I’ll bet you call 3 second violations while playing pick up games at the Y.

If you follow French Pro Basketball like I do, you’d know the drop off in quality from the NBA isn’t all that much.

Yeah, but that’s true of young adults, the middle aged, and the elderly too.

When I was 11 I was at a week long hockey camp at the University of Maine. My best friend and I realized a couple days in that - cut off from TV (this was 1994) and playing hockey 10 hours a day - no one had any idea of what was going on in the world.

Don't worry. Goodell has already suspended the account.