Masshole meets asshole.

Goodell plans to exact revenge by throwing some leftover Skyline at this guy. That will really be when the shit hits the fan.

Rep. Martin Daniel:

Well the Braves thing is Cobb County, which is a weirdo Koch-brothers anti-tax utopia, except when its not. The Falcons stadium is City of Atlanta/Fulton County, which is poorly managed at best, and corrupt at worst.

As a tenured Jets fan, did you not get the orientation brochure? No, no it does not get better.

Can’t wait to not be able to take public transit and brave the busiest interchange in the south and not find parking to overpay to see one of the most dismal teams in MLB history while sitting next to a bunch of old money assholes with funny sounding voices. But at least I won’t have to see black people out the window…

According to FiveThirtyEight intern Kyle Wagner

7. Introduce little-seen bench players “Devon Kurant” and “Jim Duncan.”

7. Quaaludes

let’s not forgot he was drinking Bud Light Lime to complete the ensemble.

It really is quite sad; it wasn’t long ago that righties were afraid to throw anything at Howard.

“I am Spartacus.” - Philadelphia sports fans, holding a case of D batteries.

I’m surprised Baylor accepted that; everyone knows Ken Starr is not a fan of oral.

In this week’s SI, there’s a quote that really struck me:

“He must complete a series of tasks with increasing levels of physical exertion, and he must be determined to be symptom free after each task.”

I save my biting criticism for Uruguay

Alternative medicine is a $34 billion industry.

Dear Representative Daniel,