This is great, we have so much extra flexibility with the money we got back from Johnny’s bonus!

- Tim Tebow

In retrospect it ~was~ a mistake getting the entire text of the 6 year, $114 million 49er contract tattooed on his arms.

Ret. St. Joe, Mo, beekeeper Lowell Hutchison barehanded bees, acknowledge fans applause @KCStar vs @Rockies @Royals

If Keith Olbermann had gotten “shriveled-dick daughter fucker” into the Washington Post...

Ben Carson had me wondering if brain surgery was actually all that hard.

In a very weird way, he was the most honest candidate. He was upfront about the fact that he just wanted some money and didn’t care about anything. In another way, fuck that guy.

Well, we were still there, so let’s see: my friend got her face licked by a washed up actor, some guy asked if I was “eastern European” and then tried to put his arm around my waist, I was standing next to both James O’Keefe and Charles Johnson for a time, and then I went back to the hotel and ate M&Ms and left for…

No worries for Atlanta... they are used to getting burned by someone on the way out.

Well the 49ers could use a good receiver, and we all know that Chip Kelly prefers Whites.

you made me check espn, you dick.

Cue all the imbeciles who won’t get the joke in the headline. I’ve already fallen for this shit. Put another W in the win column for the Warriors. Winning 112-95 against the Lakers still counts as a win Deadspin!

Black.

I hope you die in two of every fire.

Seriously. At your average university these days, that $985,000 would pay 9850 adjunct faculty salaries.

Hey hey hey. I don’t like the arc of this story. New Athletic Director Noah Whitman couldn’t even wait 40 days and 40 nights to measure Cubit’s development. Not a great way for the program to stay afloat.

Can you even imagine how good it’s going to feel when he finally gets off though?