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Why is it that the interior of every private plane, no matter how expensive, ends up looking like a 1985 Starcraft van conversion?
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Eh, I get your point, but nobody said that about Bush in 2000. Remember, 9/11 hadn’t happened yet. The argument against him, at the time, was that he was an unqualified, unserious, culturally retrograde doofus running against the sitting Vice President.
The voters have chosen exactly what each slickly packaged general-election Republican candidate has winked and dog-whistled and hinted he secretly was in my whole entire goddamn lifetime. They’ve chosen what apparatchiks like William Kristol have spent the past 25 years pretending Ronald Reagan wasn’t.
GOP also hates Trump for pointing out that a shitload of their regular supporters don’t believe in those principles, either. And you can add tax cuts to the 1% and government-guaranteed health care to that list. Uh oh.
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Honesty and playing by the corporate rules might not be working in your favor. Playboy or Rolling Stone might be a better choice. If you were to stoop to ESPN, it would be like punting.
“Listen, he hasn’t elaborated, like, on two sentences for a policy.”
How the fuck can I not get a job with ESPN.
“She’s done nothing. She’s done absolutely nothing to further the success of the middle class. She jumps on the backs of people who she wants to be dependent on government. She needs these people to be dependent on her.”
I am willing to convict based on that mustache.
Using ball dogs at a tennis match is a bad idea. It’s just a slippery slope toward asshole cats acting as chair umpires.
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Oh my goodness the American purples needs to elect him before they steal our MITOCHONDRIA
Yeah but what about chemtrails AM I RITE
It wouldn’t exactly be earth-shattering news if we were to get bona fide confirmation of Dwight being an idiot.
Can we please call him by his real name?
Think of the ratings of a show where analysts said what they really thought and acted like the asshole a lot of them really are. Like really.